10 Step Guide to Failing Online – Follow This and You Ensure Your Failure

  1. Buy all of the new tools and programs. The ones with a monthly subscription option are the best.
  2. Join every Giveaway event and download everything you can.
  3. Download every free report that you can find.
  4. Get on everybody’s list — Because can’t get too many e-mails telling you to buy Product Launch Formula or Mass Control.
  5. Read every email that comes in – as soon as it comes in. You might miss some new trend if you don’t.
  6. Read and comment on forums – especially posts complaining, complaining about gurus really helps you grow your business.
  7. Bonus points if you subscribe to each post you make so you can respond if someone disagrees with you.
  8. Join Facebook and MySpace and every other Social Site on the web to make friends and find more people who will complain about how bad their business is going.
  9. Attend every teleseminar and watch every video.
  10. Make sure that your website is “Perfect” before you launch – you cannot spend too much time getting it right
  11. Spend your time writing top ten lists when you should be producing products

Tomorrow I will post the Top Ten Ways to be Successful Online.

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